Saturday, 29 August 2015

Brogan West



Stood chatting to Brogan West
Play it cool and try my best
To look anywhere other than her chest
It’s hard chatting to Brogan West

She’s other worldly
Barely human
Fucking perfect
Something new, man

Never seen someone look so clean
Clothes immaculate
Skin pristine
Teeth whiter than KKK
She’s brighter than people say

How can someone who looks like that
All the Lycra, with zero fat
Be so natural, stand and chat
Like she’s normal and not all that

She’s an alien
Look don’t touch
Eyes bleeding I look so much
Soak it in
All her hilarity
Visuals plus personality

All the boys fawning for romance
Not tonight, mate
Fucking no chance
Don’t dilute her
Might pollute her
Unattainable
Boys obsessed

So connectable
So symmetrical
She’s electrical
Brogan West


Tuesday, 18 August 2015

Reading for a Wedding



Love is pretty good isn’t it
Think about it
Just a minute
This room alone
The people in it
Can look around
And wallow in it

Chances are
Within a yard
Or maybe 3
It’s pretty hard
Not to see
Someone you love
Are in love with
Or have love for
Or want to give
Your everything

Love their heart
Or love their mind
Or think they’re cool
Or think they’re kind
It’s reassuring
Don’t you find
To have so many
So confined
Who have your back
Who make you laugh
Who join you
When you’re acting daft
Or call you when you’re feeling down
Or buy some booze and come around

It’s little things
we need to hold
be grateful for and pass it
all around
appreciate
not everybody has it.

Not everyone gets to go to weddings
Or go to christenings
Or get invites to Christmas dinner
Or count the New Year in

Life is a lonely place for those without love.

Friends and family such a gift
Holding hands, a perk
We’re sat here in luxury
A vast support network
Your oldest friend the left of you
The other side your wife
Two saw fit to have you here
The most important day of their life

That makes you important
That makes me important
That makes everybody here important
Our presence
Such support
For two people we love
Our protection
Our thoughts
Always just enough.

Two people choose to pave a path with their loved one
You don’t have to have faith to have faith in someone