Brogan West

Stood chatting to Brogan West

Play it cool and try my best

To look anywhere other than her chest

It’s hard chatting to Brogan West

She’s other worldly

Barely human

Fucking perfect

Something new, man

Never seen someone look so clean

Clothes immaculate

Skin pristine

Teeth whiter than KKK

She’s brighter than people say

How can someone who looks like that

All the Lycra, with zero fat

Be so natural, stand and chat

Like she’s normal and not all that

She’s an alien

Look don’t touch

Eyes bleeding I look so much

Soak it in

All her hilarity

Visuals plus personality

All the boys fawning for romance

Not tonight, mate

Fucking no chance

Don’t dilute her

Might pollute her

Unattainable

Boys obsessed

So connectable

So symmetrical

She’s electrical

Brogan West